$ 15.99
The 3.5" Double Maria Fume Chillum is a compact glass hand pipe for quick flower sessions when you don't want to fuss with a full setup. Two decorative glass rings (maria) give you grip points that actually matter when you're passing it around, while the black-and-white frit work shifts color as you use it — that fumed glass patina some people chase for months. At under four inches, it disappears into a pocket or small stash bag without the bulk of a spoon pipe.
This one's made for people who want a quick single-serving hit without committing to a full bowl. Hikers who need something lightweight, festival-goers who don't want to worry about breaking expensive glass, and anyone building a rotation of pieces for different situations. If you're the type who keeps a spare in the car or backpack "just in case," this is that piece.
Not ideal if you're doing extended sessions at home — the short length means hotter smoke, and you'll be repacking constantly. For those situations, a full-sized hand pipe or bubbler with more chamber space makes more sense.
Chillums are about as simple as smoking gets. The design is a straight tube with a bowl on one end and a mouthpiece on the other — no carb hole to cover, no removable parts to lose. Grind your flower, pack the wider end, light it, and inhale from the narrow end. Done.
The double maria design isn't just decorative. Those two glass rings create natural grip points that matter when the piece gets warm or when you're passing it in low-light situations. They also add a tiny bit of structural reinforcement around the middle of the tube, though we're not going to pretend they make it indestructible.
Because there's no carb, you're getting direct airflow with no way to clear the chamber. This means hits tend to run hotter and more concentrated than a standard spoon pipe. If you're used to carbed pieces, the first few pulls might feel more intense. Start with a light pack and short draw until you dial in your preference.
The fumed glass is where things get interesting over time. Fresh out of the box, you'll see clean black-and-white frit patterns. As resin accumulates on the inside, the fuming reacts and shifts toward amber, gold, and bronze tones. Some people clean religiously to keep the original look; others let it build for that aged patina. Neither approach is wrong — it's just personal preference on how you want your piece to evolve.
Grind your flower medium-coarse. Powder-fine grinds will pull through or clog the airway. Pack loosely — you want airflow, not a compressed plug that restricts your draw. Some people drop a small nug at the bottom as a natural screen, which works well enough for a piece this size. If you're getting Scooby snacks (bits of herb pulling through), pack a touch tighter or consider a small brass screen.
Let it cool completely, then soak in isopropyl alcohol with coarse salt. The frit texture can trap resin in the decorative areas, so agitate the salt solution by shaking or swirling to scrub into those spots. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and let it dry before your next session. Clean it regularly if you want to preserve the original black-and-white look, or let the color shift develop naturally.
| Length | 3.5 inches (89mm) |
|---|---|
| Material | Borosilicate glass |
| Design | Double maria, fumed black & white frit |
| Style | Straight-tube chillum, no carb |
| Bowl type | Integrated, ground flower only |
This is a standalone piece with no joint connections or removable parts. It works with any herb grinder output and pairs naturally with a dugout or small smell-proof case for on-the-go carry. The 3.5-inch length is shorter than most spoon pipes, so standard pipe cases designed for 4-5 inch pieces will be too big — grab a small padded pouch or storage tin sized for the compact form factor.
For keeping your station organized at home, a nonstick dab mat works as a catch-all surface for ash, loose herb, and cleaning supplies.
Maria (sometimes called marbles or donuts) are decorative glass bands wrapped around the pipe body. On this chillum, the double maria adds two textured grip points so you're not fumbling when the glass is warm or slippery. They also create slight ridges that prevent the piece from rolling off tables — a small detail that matters more than you'd think.
Depends on how often you use it and how heavily you pack. Daily users typically see noticeable amber and gold tones within a few weeks. Light users might take a couple months. The fuming process is gradual — you won't see a dramatic shift overnight, but one day you'll notice the frit has developed real character. Deep cleaning with isopropyl can restore much of the original appearance if you prefer the fresh look.
Shorter pipes mean less distance for smoke to cool before it hits your throat. Compared to a 5-6 inch spoon pipe or a bubbler with water filtration, yes, the hits run warmer. Most people adjust by taking shorter pulls or packing lighter. If harsh smoke is a dealbreaker, this probably isn't your daily driver — but for quick single-serving hits, most users don't find it uncomfortable.
Chillums are designed for dry herb. You could sandwich a tiny bit of concentrate between flower, but it's messy and inefficient. For concentrates, you're better off with a dedicated nectar collector or dab rig that's actually built for the task.
Grind medium-coarse instead of fine powder. Pack loosely but not so loose that pieces fall out. Some people use a slightly larger nug at the bottom as a natural screen, or drop in a small brass pipe screen if pull-through is persistent. The goal is airflow without debris in your mouth.
It's borosilicate glass, which handles heat well and resists thermal shock better than standard glass. But it's still glass. Drop it on carpet, probably fine. Drop it on concrete or tile, probably done. The double maria adds some structural reinforcement, but don't test it. Keep it in a padded case when traveling and don't leave it where it can roll off edges.
The black-and-white frit creates a slightly textured surface that can trap resin more than smooth glass. It's not difficult to clean — just requires a bit more soak time and salt agitation than a plain pipe. Warm isopropyl, coarse salt, and some shaking gets it done. The frit itself is fused to the glass, so you won't damage the design with normal cleaning.