5″ Soda Lime Penis Pipe

This 5-inch soda lime glass hand pipe brings a sense of humor to your smoke sessions with a sculpted penis design that's hard to miss. Built for flower smokers who appreciate novelty pieces, this two-tone spoon pipe combines classic hand pipe functionality with a conversation-starting shape. At this price point, it's an easy grab for gag gifts, bachelor parties, or anyone who doesn't take their glass too seriously.

Key Benefits

• Compact 5-inch length — fits in a pocket or small bag without taking up much space
• Two-tone color options — adds visual interest to what's already a statement piece
• Soda lime glass construction — affordable and functional for everyday use
• Standard spoon pipe layout — carb, bowl, and mouthpiece where you expect them
• Gift-ready novelty — perfect for parties, white elephant exchanges, or pranking a friend

Best For

This pipe works for flower smokers who want something fun and inexpensive. Great for party favors, bachelor or bachelorette gifts, or anyone building a collection of novelty pieces. Also solid as a backup pipe that gets laughs at group sessions.

How to Use It

Pack the bowl with ground flower, cover the carb hole on the side, and light while inhaling gently. Release the carb to clear the chamber. The compact size means it heats up quickly, so short sessions work best. Clean it regularly with isopropyl alcohol and salt — soda lime glass is durable enough for routine soaks, and keeping it clean makes the sculpted details stand out.

Because it's a novelty piece, handle it with the same care you'd give any glass hand pipe. Soda lime is less heat-resistant than borosilicate, so avoid extreme temperature swings (like rinsing a hot pipe under cold water).

Specifications

What's Included

• One 5-inch soda lime penis pipe (color varies)

FAQ

What's the difference between soda lime and borosilicate glass?

Soda lime glass is the standard for affordable pipes — it's heavier and less heat-resistant than borosilicate, but perfectly functional for everyday use. It's more prone to cracking from thermal shock, so let it cool before cleaning.

Is this actually functional or just a gag gift?

It's both. The pipe works like any standard spoon pipe, but the sculpted design makes it a conversation starter. You can absolutely use it for regular sessions.

What colors are available?

Colors vary by stock. The two-tone design typically features contrasting hues, but specific combinations change based on what's available. Contact the shop for current color options.

How do I clean this thing without damaging the sculpted details?

Soak it in isopropyl alcohol (90% or higher) with coarse salt, shake gently, and rinse thoroughly. The sculpted design holds resin in the grooves, so longer soaks help. Use pipe cleaners or cotton swabs for detail work.

Will this fit in a standard pipe case?

At 5 inches, it fits most small to medium pipe cases or padded pouches. Just make sure the case has enough width to accommodate the sculpted shape.

Can I use this for concentrates?

Not recommended. This is a dry herb pipe without the necessary setup for dabbing. Stick to flower, or grab a nectar collector if you're looking for portable concentrate options.

Is soda lime glass safe for smoking?

Yes. Soda lime is a standard material for budget-friendly pipes and perfectly safe when used as intended. It just requires a bit more care around heat compared to borosilicate glass.