$ 22.99
The Cucumber Glass Pipe is a compact borosilicate hand pipe shaped like a fresh green cucumber — complete with bumpy texture, realistic color gradients, and a design that makes people do a double-take. At 4.0 inches long, this isn't just a pipe, it's a conversation starter that sits comfortably in your palm and delivers smooth hits without the bulk of larger pieces.
Cucumber pipes are built from heat-resistant borosilicate glass, the same material used in lab equipment and high-end glassware. That means it can handle repeated heating without cracking, and when it's time to clean, you can soak it in isopropyl alcohol without worrying about degrading the material. The compact 4.0" × 1.5" footprint makes it easy to toss in a bag or stash in a drawer, and at just 41 grams, it's light enough to forget it's in your pocket until you need it.
This pipe is ideal for smokers who want a functional piece that doubles as a display item. If you appreciate novelty designs but still need something that performs well for daily sessions, the cucumber shape delivers both. It's also perfect for collectors who rotate pieces based on mood or season — summer seshes call for fresh green vibes.
Load your material into the bowl end (the wider part of the cucumber), cover the carb hole on the side with your finger, light up, and inhale through the mouthpiece at the narrow end. Release the carb to clear the chamber. The compact design means hits come fast and direct, with minimal distance between the bowl and your mouth, so you're getting full flavor without losing anything to a long chamber.
After your session, let the pipe cool completely, then wipe out any loose residue. For deeper cleaning, soak in isopropyl alcohol for 20-30 minutes, add a bit of coarse salt, shake gently, rinse thoroughly, and let it dry before your next use.
| Dimension | Measurement |
|---|---|
| Length | 4.0 inches (102mm) |
| Width | 1.5 inches (38mm) |
| Weight | 41 grams |
| Material | Borosilicate Glass |
Cheap pipes use soft soda-lime glass that cracks when exposed to sudden temperature changes. Borosilicate glass has a low thermal expansion coefficient, which is a technical way of saying it doesn't freak out when you heat it up and cool it down repeatedly. That durability extends the life of the pipe and keeps it looking clear instead of cloudy after a few months of use. It's also non-porous, so flavors don't linger between sessions — you're tasting your material, not last week's.
At 4.0 inches long and 1.5 inches wide, it fits comfortably in most small storage cases and zippered pouches. Measure your case interior to confirm, but this size is designed for portability.
The bumpy texture is primarily for looks and grip. It gives your hand something to hold onto and makes the pipe less likely to slip, especially if your hands are a bit clammy. It's functional design dressed up as novelty.
If you're using it daily, plan to clean it every 3-5 sessions to keep airflow smooth and flavor fresh. If you only break it out occasionally, a quick rinse after each use and a deep clean once a month will keep it in good shape.
This pipe is designed for flower. For concentrates, you'd want a dab rig or nectar collector with a proper banger or tip designed to handle the higher temperatures concentrates require.
The color is part of the glass itself, not a coating, so it won't chip or peel. Heavy resin buildup can make it look darker inside, but regular cleaning keeps the exterior vibrant and the interior clear.
Borosilicate glass is tougher than standard glass, but it's still glass. Wrap it in a soft cloth or keep it in a padded case if you're throwing it in a bag with keys, lighters, and other hard objects. It'll handle normal use just fine, but a direct drop onto concrete won't end well.
The bowl holds enough for a personal session or a quick share between two people. It's not a party pipe, but that's the point — compact design means you're packing what you need without wasting material in a giant chamber.