The 8-inch Titty Grommet Bong is a novelty glass water pipe built for flower smokers who want something that stands out on the shelf and gets a laugh at the sesh. The sculpted design adds personality to a functional piece, while the grommet-style bowl keeps things simple and easy to use. At 8 inches tall, it's compact enough for a coffee table but still delivers smooth, water-filtered hits.
Why this piece works
- Conversation starter guaranteed — the sculpted design turns heads and breaks the ice without trying
- Smooth hits from a compact package — 8 inches gives you enough water filtration to cool smoke without taking up your whole desk
- Grommet bowl included — no hunting for a matching piece, just fill and go
- Easy to clear — shorter chamber means you're not fighting stale smoke
- Budget-friendly entry point — solid glass construction without the collector piece markup
Best for
This one's made for people who don't take their smoke setup too seriously. If you're the type who collects weird pieces, wants a gag gift that actually functions, or just appreciates a little irreverence in your rotation, this fits the bill. It's also a solid pick for anyone who wants a simple grommet bong without the frills — just water, flower, and go.
How to use it
Grommet bongs are about as straightforward as it gets. The rubber grommet creates an airtight seal between the downstem and the body, so there's no grinding glass joints or worrying about perfect fits. Pull the bowl to clear, and you're done.
Fill the chamber with enough water to submerge the bottom of the downstem by about an inch. Too much water and you'll get splashback; too little and you lose filtration. Pack the included flower bowl, light, and pull steady. When you're ready to clear, lift the bowl out of the grommet and inhale the remaining smoke.
The 8-inch height means you don't need massive lung capacity to clear it. For regular bong users, this is a quick ripper. For newer smokers, it's forgiving enough to learn on without overwhelming you.
Specifications
| Specification | Detail |
|---|---|
| Height | 8 inches (203mm) |
| Material | Glass |
| Joint type | Grommet |
| Bowl included | Yes — grommet flower bowl |
| Intended use | Dry herb / flower |
| Design | Sculpted novelty |
What's included
- 8-inch glass bong with sculpted design
- Grommet downstem
- Grommet flower bowl
Care and cleaning
Change your water after every session — stale bong water is the enemy of good flavor. For deeper cleans, pour some isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt into the chamber, cover the openings, and shake. Rinse thoroughly and let it dry before your next use. The grommet seal may need occasional replacement if it starts to lose its grip, but they're cheap and easy to swap.
Good to know
Grommet bongs are old-school for a reason: they work, they're simple, and parts are easy to replace. You won't get the precision of a ground glass joint, but you also won't stress about chips or cracks ruining the seal. This is a daily driver piece, not a display piece — though the design might earn it a spot on the shelf anyway.
If you're coming from hand pipes and want to try water filtration without a big investment, this is a low-risk way to see if bongs are your thing. Already have a full collection? This one's the piece you bring out when friends come over.
Frequently asked questions
Can I use this for concentrates?
This bong is designed for flower only. The grommet bowl is a standard dry herb bowl, not a banger or nail setup. If you want to dab, you'll need a dedicated rig with the right fittings.
How thick is the glass?
This is a novelty piece at an entry-level price point, so expect standard thickness rather than scientific-grade borosilicate. Handle it with normal care — don't knock it against hard surfaces or thermal shock it with extreme temperature changes.
Will the grommet seal wear out?
Rubber grommets can degrade over time, especially with heavy use or exposure to cleaning solvents. The good news is replacement grommets are widely available and cost almost nothing. If you notice air leaking around the downstem, it's time to swap.
Is this piece discreet?
No. The sculpted design is the opposite of subtle. If you need something low-profile for a shared living situation, this probably isn't it. If you want something that makes people do a double-take, you're in the right place.
How do I keep it from tipping over?
The base should be stable on flat surfaces, but at 8 inches tall with a novelty shape, it's not the most bottom-heavy piece. Keep it on a silicone mat for grip and protection, and don't leave it on the edge of tables.
Can I travel with this?
You can, but glass is glass. If you need something truly portable and unbreakable, silicone bongs exist for that reason. This one's better suited as a home piece.
What size bowl does it take?
The included grommet bowl fits the piece as designed. If you want to swap bowls later, measure the grommet opening — grommet sizes aren't as standardized as ground glass joints, so you may need to test fit replacements.