The Mutated Eggplant Water Pipe is an 8.6-inch glass bong with a playful purple character design that turns your session into a conversation. Built with borosilicate glass and detailed PVC sculpting, it's made for flower smokers who want function and personality without the boring beaker look.
Why This Piece Works
- Smooth water filtration — 8.6 inches gives you cool, filtered hits without coughing your lungs out
- Dual-material construction — borosilicate glass for the working parts, PVC for the character details that won't crack if you knock it over
- Removable bowl — makes packing and cleaning way easier than fixed setups
- Compact footprint — 5.3" x 5.7" base sits stable on most surfaces without eating up your whole coffee table
- Lightweight at 450g — portable enough to move around, solid enough to feel quality
- Unique character design — purple veggie personality that makes your piece instantly recognizable
Best For
This one's for flower smokers who want a daily driver that doesn't look like every other glass piece in the shop. Perfect for collectors who appreciate quirky designs, people hosting sessions where the piece becomes part of the vibe, and anyone tired of explaining "it's just a regular bong" to guests. If you like your gear to have personality and you're not worried about looking serious, this is your piece.
How to Use It
Fill the base with enough water to cover the downstem — usually an inch or two above the bottom of the tube. Pack your bowl without cramming it tight (airflow matters), light up while covering the carb hole if there is one, and pull slowly to build up smoke in the chamber. When you're ready, clear it by removing the bowl or releasing the carb. The water cools and filters the smoke, so you get smoother hits than a dry pipe.
For best results, change the water after every session or two. Stale bong water tastes terrible and makes everything harsher. Rinse the piece with warm water after use to keep resin from building up. When it needs a deep clean, use isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt — shake it around, let it sit for a few minutes, then rinse thoroughly.
The Design Details
The character work on this piece is where it stands out. The PVC sculpting creates a playful anthropomorphic eggplant shape with expressive features and rich purple coloring that pops on a shelf or table. The molded details have depth and texture — this isn't a flat sticker slapped on glass. The vegetable-inspired body shape gives the piece a rounded, organic silhouette that feels different from the standard straight-tube or beaker designs.
The borosilicate glass components handle the heat and smoke path, keeping the actual function clean and reliable. The combo of materials lets the piece be artistic without sacrificing durability. You get the smooth, clean taste of glass with the impact resistance and detail capability of PVC for the outer shell.
Specs
| Height | 8.6 inches (21.8 cm) |
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| Dimensions | 8.7" × 5.3" × 5.7" (220mm × 135mm × 145mm) |
| Weight | 450 grams (1 lb) |
| Materials | Borosilicate glass, premium PVC |
| Bowl | Removable (standard fit) |
Materials That Matter
Borosilicate glass is the standard for smoking gear because it handles heat without cracking and doesn't leach flavors into your smoke. It's also easy to clean — iso and salt get it back to clear without scrubbing for an hour. The PVC exterior adds impact resistance and allows for the intricate character molding that gives this piece its personality. Premium PVC is durable, lightweight, and holds detail well, so the sculpted features stay sharp over time.
The dual-material approach means you're not choosing between function and style. The glass handles the smoke path, the PVC handles the look. If you drop it (and let's be honest, it happens), the PVC outer shell absorbs some of the impact that would shatter an all-glass piece.
Collector Appeal
Novelty bongs with strong character designs tend to hold attention longer than standard glass. This one's a display piece as much as a functional pipe — it sparks conversations, fits themed collections, and stands out on a shelf. The expressive purple character design has personality without being tied to a specific franchise or meme, so it ages better than trend-chasing pieces.
For collectors who rotate their daily drivers based on mood or occasion, this is the pick when you want something lighthearted. It's also a solid gift for someone who appreciates quirky smoking gear or has a thing for vegetable-themed art (yeah, that's a niche).
Fit & Compatibility
The removable bowl uses a standard fit, so if you lose it or want to upgrade to a bigger bowl, replacements are easy to find. Water capacity is moderate — enough to filter effectively without needing a full pitcher to fill. The 8.6-inch height keeps it manageable for tabletop use without tipping over easily, but it's not so small that you're bending down awkwardly to use it.
The base footprint (5.3" × 5.7") gives it stability on flat surfaces. Not ideal for cramped spaces or precarious perches, but it sits solid on a coffee table, desk, or shelf. The 450-gram weight feels substantial without being heavy — you can move it around without worrying it'll shatter if you set it down firmly.
Limitations
This isn't a stealth piece. The character design makes it instantly recognizable as smoking gear, so it's not ideal if you need discretion. The PVC exterior, while durable, won't have the same scratch resistance as all-glass pieces over years of use. If you're looking for something minimalist or professional-looking, grab a straight tube or beaker instead.
Cleaning the character details can be tricky — resin can settle into the sculpted areas where the PVC meets the glass. A soft brush or pipe cleaner helps get into those crevices during deep cleans.
FAQ
What size bowl does this use?
It comes with a standard removable bowl. Most universal bowls or downstems from smoke shop accessories will fit if you need a replacement.
How much water should I use?
Fill until the water covers the downstem by about an inch or two. Too much water makes it harder to pull, too little won't filter effectively. Test with a dry pull first to check airflow.
Is the PVC safe to smoke from?
Yes — the PVC is only on the exterior for the character design. The smoke path runs through the borosilicate glass, so there's no contact between the PVC and the heat or smoke.
Can I put this in the dishwasher?
Not recommended. Hand wash with warm water and mild soap for regular cleaning. For deep cleans, use isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, then rinse thoroughly.
Does the character design fade or peel over time?
The PVC is molded and colored throughout, not painted or stickered on, so it won't peel. Colors may dull slightly with heavy UV exposure or repeated cleaning with harsh chemicals, but normal use keeps it vibrant.
How fragile is this compared to an all-glass bong?
More durable than all-glass. The PVC exterior absorbs some impact if you knock it over, reducing the chance of shattering the glass components. Still glass inside, so don't drop it on concrete, but it's more forgiving than a standard beaker.
Is this good for group sessions?
Absolutely. The character design makes it a conversation starter, and the smooth water filtration works well for passing around. Just make sure whoever's holding it sets it down gently between hits.